If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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