Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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