"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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