Christians are straight up FREAKS
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
Randomize
