we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
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