im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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