my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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