we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
birth control should be required to get into college
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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