She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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