im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Randomize
