after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
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