I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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