This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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