Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
My vagina just clenched in fear
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