On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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