Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
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