I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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