found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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