Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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