sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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