We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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