I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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