can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
areolas are like halos for boobs.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
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