So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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