I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
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