Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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