if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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