and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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