they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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