Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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