i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
His hands were made for my vagina.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
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It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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