I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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