you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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