It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
why is half of my head shaved?
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