Small penises have feelings too.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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