youre lurking in front of me
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
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