Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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