This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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