So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
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