My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
