He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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