I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
The spoon I was using to ice my hickey just fell out of my purse while i was paying at the liquor store. I look like an alcoholic with a meth problem.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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