Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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