can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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