I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
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