I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I can't turn off my feet"
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
All the doctor said was why
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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