? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
okay pat passed out under dana's car
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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