He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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