Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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