This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
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